It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

All parents experience the same problems.

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.