It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.