Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing "God Bless America."

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.

It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.