Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.