You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.