Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.