You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.