You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.