Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.