I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.
Bill CosbyAnd so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
Bill CosbyI'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.
Bill CosbyI did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
Bill CosbyWhen you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get your... I'll put a... Get out of my face!"
Bill Cosby