Romance is a different word than sexual contact.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.