We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.