My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.