If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Every romance does not lead to sex.