If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

You can not make everybody happy.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.