Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.

I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.