No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.