I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.
When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.