My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Bill CosbyIf you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Bill CosbyAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill CosbyMy latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.
Bill Cosby