My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.