In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”