The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother and their father. They may say it doesn't bother them, but there is something in us about those who are a biological part of us and don't care. People in that situation stop hearing the other voices that love them, hold them, trust them and tells them how great they are. They're focused on that one person who isn't answering them.

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.