Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.