Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

You can not make everybody happy.

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.