As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!

You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.