As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.