My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."