I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.