That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.