Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.