My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.