My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.