Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.