There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.