When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing "God Bless America."

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.