After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."
Bill CosbyYou also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
Bill CosbyWell, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
Bill CosbyA father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
Bill Cosby