My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.