A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill CosbyI once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
Bill CosbyParents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
Bill CosbyMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby