Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right