Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.