The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing "God Bless America."

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.