The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.