The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.