My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.