Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right