And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.