And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.