Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
Bill CosbyIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
Bill CosbyMy eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
Bill CosbyThe mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.
Bill Cosby