If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.