You can not make everybody happy.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.