My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.