That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.