I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."
Bill CosbyWhen you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
Bill CosbyIt is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
Bill CosbyI once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
Bill Cosby