I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.