Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill CosbyI feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.
Bill CosbySometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.
Bill CosbyIt is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
Bill CosbyWhen a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.
Bill CosbyI think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other.
Bill Cosby