In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.