When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil."

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.