There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!