You can't be everything to everyone

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.