You can't be everything to everyone

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.