You can't be everything to everyone

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.