You can't be everything to everyone

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

All parents experience the same problems.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.