Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.