Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.