I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.