I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil."

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.