If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.