Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.

My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.