Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other.

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.