Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
Bill CosbyIt is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.
Bill CosbyIn Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.
Bill CosbyIโm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,โ I told her. Without a momentโs hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: โIt depends on if youโre drinking or pouring.
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