Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.