How long can you tread water?

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.