How long can you tread water?

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).