People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.