In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

How long can you tread water?

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it