My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.