I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.