If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.