If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and you know proof that certain things are true and people are telling you information to guide you and it's good solid information, than you should have it.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

The heart of marriage is memories.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.