Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.