Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!