Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.